From the Idaho Tourism Council Bulletin:
This list of rules will be handed to each person as they enter the state.

1. That slope-shoulder farm boy did more work before breakfast than ___you'll do all week at the gym. How'd you like to go home and tell ___your momma you got your butt kicked by a big boy in bib overalls?
2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you're goin
__ to get dust on your BMW. I have a four wheel drive because I need it. __ Now drive or get it out of the way.
3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old.
__ Yeah, We saw Bambi. We got over it.
4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get __your butt kicked...by our women.
5. Pull up your pants, and turn your hat around.You look like an idiot.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final
__approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your __ear at that time.
7. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak, order
_ _it rare. Or you can order the chef's salad and pick off the two pounds
__ of ham and turkey.
8. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes in a glass with two packets of _ _ __ sugar and a long spoon.
9. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served
__ over ice..
10.So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real impressed.
___We have a quarter of a million dollar combine that we use two
___weeks of the year.
11.Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when
___it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
12.Our women drive tractors, load hay, and drive trucks--because they
___ want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
13.Yeah we eat catfish, carp and freshwater crayfish. If you really want
___sushi and caviar...it's available at the bait shop.
14.The "Opener" refers to the first day of pheasant season. It is a
___religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
___ You can get breakfast at the church.
15.So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.
___Understand the concept.
16.They are called cattle and pigs, and that is what they smell like. Get
___over it. Don't like it? Interstate 84 goes two ways....get on it.
17.Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards. It spooks _ _ _ the fish and ducks.

***** Now, enjoy your visit and then go home. ****

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
__ the highway.
2. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
3. You measure distance in hours or minutes.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a __
__ raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
__ unlocked.
10.You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries.
11.You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
_ __use them.
12.There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Shopko at
_ _ any given time.
13.You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14."Vacation" means going to Jackpot for the weekend.
15.You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
16.You know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and
_ _ construction.
17.It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item, because
_ _ you have to stop and talk to everyone you know.